Pure Flurry
Back when I was a lad there was a seasonal boat/raft race down the river for a good 20 miles and took all day. Briefly they made pontoons out of floating rubbish and paddled downstream, all for charity. Being the sport I was I sometimes followed them downstream and sadistically would hide on the river bank, fill my Blumells bike pump with water and jet this at the boats. Impressively this could direct a plume of about 30ft for 5 seconds - plenty of them got a soaking. One guy had a dowsing and decided (quite rightly) that I had to be taught a lesson. No doubt intent on giving me a bruising & dunking and possessed with all the strength that utter rage gives, he rushed toward me from off the boat and when he was about 10ft away slipped on the large stones in the shallows. I ran for it but he was unable to chase anymore due to the fall, very painful. I still feel bad about this now and then.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:48, 3 replies)

puer ile

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:00, closed)

Yep :)
Got a click from me almost purely for the last line
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 13:07, closed)

Puerile?
Well I was a child at the time and I seem to remember hiding out with the rocks in front of me thinking that anyone running thru that is bound to fall. If you have ever fallen onto sunken rocks albeit at the seaside or river you will know it is excruciating. So quite evil of me really.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:48, closed)