They said "Ah, the Legless Gambut"
Totally devastating, and misspelt to boot
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:25, 9 replies)

I like boots

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:27, closed)

I used to work there
Hilarious, people come in asking for piles ointment, and you know they've got piles!!!!!!11111!!1one*

*unless they're buying it for someone else**
**or they're using it to keep a tattoo disinfected
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:34, closed)

disinfecting tattoos? That's a new one on me
I heard about the "reducing eyebags" defense
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:16, closed)

My tattoo-artist mate advises against it
but I've heard lots of people claiming it's the best thing to use as it's the "strongest antiseptic you can get".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:21, closed)

Maybe...
They just can't pronounce hemmeroid, hemaroids, hemmorro.

Oh fuck it.

Arse Grapes.

Feel free to correctly spell "haemorrhoids", miss the point and look a complete twunt.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:47, closed)

derrp! I is funny 'coz too stupid is funny, rite?
dictionary.reference.com/
haemorrhoids

Although, I must say I AM surprised that someone as anally insecure as you hasn't read that tube of anusol about 1000 times.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:09, closed)

I'm quite flattered
You seem to be stalking me, posting answers to anything I've written, and even sending me private messages. Whereas I'm only ever responding to your pitiful remarks.

You really should get a life. You're beginning to sound a bit whiney. You're not Australian are you?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 15:24, closed)

poor wee mite.
don't be such a victim.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:37, closed)

Ahh, you then go and prove my point.
So your tag saying I'm obsessed with you isn't a cry for help? I think you're the victim here. Of your own making.
Oh, and for your information, spending a minute or two a day batting away your silly rants isn't obsession. No more than say, scratching my arse would be.

Feel free to misinterpret that however you like. Just try to be witty this time.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:24, closed)