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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My old boss
To a particularly sleazy sales rep who'd been moaning about the sell-his-own-grandmother tactics of a competitor.

"Nick, there's this story about a pot and a kettle which seems appropriate here. To cut a long story short, one of them's black."
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:51, 2 replies)

Isn't it the whole point that they're BOTH black????
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 13:48, closed)
I thought they were both brushed aluminium, like the toaster?

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:13, closed)

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