Stripper put down
During a stag party that I didn't really want to go to, so I was hardly in the best mood; we were all sat around a table at some strip club. I only knew the groom anyway, so was just sat drinking my beer and not getting a lot of the in-jokes and banter.

One buck-toothed guy in the group was being a real dick, flashing the cash and making all sorts of derogatory comments about the girls in there, 'I've had better', criticising their bodies etc. Complete knob and couldn't stand the bloke.

At one point, dickhead calls a girl over and asks her to do a table dance, which she agrees. He then adds he'll give her £10 for every part of her body that he thinks needs surgery.

She obviously looks upset, but thinks of the money, smiles and agrees, but says only if she can play too.

So, the stripper starts dancing, and after about a minute, he hands her a tenner and says 'Ok, I'll start with your boobs'.

She leans down, takes the money, gives him a big smile and says 'Great, I'll start with your teeth'.

Never seen anyone shut up so quickly.
( Regger, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:23, 4 replies)

Nice one.
I hate people like that guy - I know exactly what you're on about.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:34, closed)

Yeah
I bet it really damages your self esteem when you're out there doing your dances. Just don't let it get to you . You're gorgeous. Honest. Now come over here and let me slip this fiver down your pants...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:54, closed)

It's OK - the smack blots out the pain.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:56, closed)

well put sir

(jennymnemonic, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:57, closed)