When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
I used to live with three other guys at university, all of us in full-flow mockney etc (kind of Gap Yuh denial in my case). One of them, a Turkish rude boy, was quite feisty. We had a slight falling out once over whose turn it was to charge the electricity key, which quickly escalated, cut to the two of us, nose to nose, screaming insults.
"Fuck off you chavvy Turkish cunt and get a fucking job if you've got no money," says I (we were actually friends though, he was just being lazy etc).
"Shut up you lanky posh cunt, you don't know," he ripostes
"Know what, that you're a muppet?"
He paused, looked at me with utter disdain and said: "Fish."
( dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)