Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Not so much a put down as a witty exchange, clumsily ended by mewhenever you stop just to buy smokes at a petrol station you are usually asked "any fuel?" to which I always reply "no-im trying to give it up" - making a hilarious joke of the irony of buying cigarettes instead of something one might actually need from a petrol station.
Usually the response from the cashier is a blank stare, however on one occasion I did get the response "well you wont get far with that" - which was so unexpected that I didn't even have a decent retort to keep the joke going, answering instead with "wow-that was a great answer".
So if you are going to be a smart arse, make sure your smart, is probably the moral here.
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Well played, sir.Well played indeed ;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:15,
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Another way to be a smart arseis to scour the internet looking for misplaced/missing apostrophes or spelling mistakes - that will make you feel very very smart
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lol its funney bcos hees iliterit lol(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:24,
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I came here specifically to say that:(
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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No doubt I would have come here pacifically to say thator something
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