Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Devastating all-of-you-get-down-and-give-me-thirtyI was in the cadets, and also in the middle of trying to be a punk, and as such had a load of crap around my wrist - a piece of bike chain, plastic six-pack holder, bracelets, etc etc.
It was a hot summer, and we were in short sleeve order.
We went to stay with the proper corps for a week, to get a feel for what it was like, and so on the first morning we were up, ready and on parade, and the RSM inspected us.
Getting to me, and, on looking down and seeing my wrist, his eyes bulged, and he screamed at me "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AT THE END OF YOUR ARM?!"
Looking down, I stated what I saw. I swear to god I was not trying to be clever.
"MY HAND SERGEANT!"
Add thus we all had to get down and give him thirty.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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