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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My brother
was staying home alone, bored out of his skull when the phone rang. Turned out to be a salesman for whatever company. Well, my brother started asking a lot of questions about the product, acting incredibly interested. After having to talk about technical specs, warranty issues and things like that for more than 20 minutes the salesman feels it's about time to close the deal and starts asking about name and adress and such. Brother replies "Oh I'm sorry but I'm only 16 and can not make any kind of legal agreement with you"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

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