Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
« Go Back
I had a double glazing salesman at my door the other day.He'd obviously seen that my porch door was missing. Before he could get started with any of his banter, I just said "No thanks, I haven't got any money."
It must've been way outside the usual bounds of expected answers as it worked a charm - he just stood there dumbfounded as I wished him a good day.
(
P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:27,
1 reply)
I had a double glazing salesmanknock at my door. I suspect he wasn't too bright.
"Hello, I'm from (fuck knows) double glazing. We're calling at all the houses in the road to tell you about a special promotion we have in the area at the moment"
Now normally, I'd just shut the door in his face, but on this occasion I took the 4.5 seconds required to point at the door, and the front window, and ask him to work out how likely I was to want to replace my double glazing with double glazing.
Then I shut the door in his face.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:37, closed)
« Go Back