Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Ow!!!Many years ago I was at a seminar with some work colleagues the days proceedings had finished and we were in the bar having a few drinks.
In walks a guy we vaguely knew with some stunning bit of stuff, we are all chatting away when Clive starts nudging me and says she looks really familiar, I say so ask her then which he does.
This woman looked like an angel, when she opened her mouth she talked like a docker, starts listing her acheivements in the modelling world, Vogue, She, lots of ads etc, and just to round off she says "I,ve been on page 3 of the Sun, at which point another colleague turns round and says.
"Yes you can tell its not a quality newspaper"
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)
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