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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Reading Festival 2004
Green Day headlined the Sunday night (I was young and naive), I'd got through a 24 case of Foster's with the help of 3 friends throughout the day in the campsite and I'd had 3 or 4 pints of beer in the actual gig part of the site. Add to this we'd just found a killer spot to see Green Day and weren't moving.

I saw one of my female friends squatting, surrounded by her friends at one point. Of course I asked her what she was doing and of course she was having a piss.

I thought it was a great idea, whipped the little chap out and pissed up the back of the dress of the girl in front of me. Cue her and her boyfriend turning around and ripping into me, with my friends backing away leaving me looking rather sheepish.

Length? Too short to mention really.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:06, 3 replies)
twat

(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:24, closed)
^^
Says it all really...
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, closed)
Meh
I was absolutely wasted, the QOTW is about shame as well and I'm not proud of it.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:58, closed)

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