A yard's a lot to measure up to.
*cries*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:34, 2 replies)

What?
A Yard is only about
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(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)

FACT!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)

a yard
when flaccid
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:51, closed)

That's called a dead leg.
Always suspected you had surpassed fisting and ventured into footing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:59, closed)

Steady on Lab
CHCB doesn't have a cavernous vadge like TGB does.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:09, closed)

Cavernous would be a compliment to TGB
I've heard it's like the LHC down there.\

Edit: Hmm, I'm sounding harsh, I apologise, I mean only jest!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:12, closed)