Random Acts of EvilMr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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gnikomsSeveral years ago, my brother had a courier job and often had to do an overnight run of about 400 miles round. One night through sheer boredom I went along.
We both smoked then and many cigarettes were consumed. We fell into a little routine of me lighting up two and passing one over to him. Have you guessed yet?
Yes, I must have been passing them the same way all night but around the second tab of the return leg, I must have passed one the other way and he stuck the hot end straight in. Thank fuck the motorway was empty as the tan was all over the place while he was freaking out with glowing embers showering from his scorched suckeroo.
I swore that it was an accident and I was only pissing myself laughing because of his reaction...
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Haha, yesb3ta.com/links/coffee_aint_it
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:15,
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