My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Deep Heat + genitals != goodTwo lots of speed training (running, that is, rather than anything illicit) left me with a seriously strained/pulled/painful-as-fuck muscle at the very top of my left leg. I regret buying a tube of Deep Heat during my lunch hour and liberally smothering said painful area with the stuff. I also regret wearing a pair of loose-fitting undercrackers that day as it meant that my knackers brushed up against the not-quite-fully-rubbed-in cream. I spent about half an hour sat at work with the distinct feeling that someone had smothered my family jewels in petrol and set light to them. Still, it took the muscle pain away for about an hour and also gave me a new appreciation for anyone currently staying at Guantanamo Bay.
(, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 20:59, Reply)
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