jailhouse rock
back when i was a rather more impressionable 15 year old, i met a boy named paul. my friend lizzie set us up on a date and things kind of went on from there. he was your typical bad boy, into smoking pot, drinking and stealing cars. for a girl brought up to be good, this was very attractive. unfortunately, we'd only been together for 3 weeks, when he was sent to jail for 6 months.
we wrote to each other at least twice a week, our letters becoming ever more hot and heavy, describing in great detail what we'd get up to when he got out. i couldn't wait.
when he did get out, things were very different. he quickly got into heavy drugs, but fortunately, he never tried to talk me into trying them. our relationship just wasn't the same any more.
i realised the magic was gone when, one evening, he called at my house to take me out. he was a total mess. he looked like he hadn't washed in days, his hair was matted and he was very clearly smacked off his tits. there was no way i wanted any part of that train-wreck, so i ended it there and then.
seeing him around the place nowadays, i'm so glad i didn't stay with him. i'm also very over the whole bad boy thing.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:32, 8 replies)

You seem to have a theme of unwashed strange men in your life Smash
:-)
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:09, closed)

yeah
i really can pick 'em ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:22, closed)

Yeah
I used to get messed up, now I'm dull as fuck. It's the future.
(hairybuddha, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:56, closed)

i hope i'm not that dull
as it's my birthday today and i'm on the piss all weekend!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:33, closed)

Happy birthday Smashy!!
have an ace weekend.:-D
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:18, closed)

thanks :)
i did, but i'm paying the price!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:47, closed)

I never did understand
the appeal of bad boys. Just like I still can't fathom girls that bitch and moan about how they can't find any nice guys, then get with one who treats them like shite from the start.
( Ithyphallophobia, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 7:36, closed)

for a good girl
a bad boy is a massive attraction
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:32, closed)