I knew I'd lost the love when...
..the ex who was riding me like a good-un, hops off and goes to stand in the corner of the bedroom to fart*.

Then comes back expecting to resume business. I'd lost all motivation at that point.

Mind you I was seeing the now Mrs Gabber at the time so my heart was never 100% in it anyway.

* At least she had the courtesy to get off before letting rip I suppose.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:57, 6 replies)

To my shame, I once hopped off, puked, then jumped right back on again
Luckily, she was drunk too. And a nurse.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:01, closed)

at least....
it wasnt the reverse cowgirl!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:43, closed)

Give the girl a break
Exactly what IS the polite procedure? It's certainly not in any of the etiquette books.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:00, closed)

Do loud sex noises whilst you fart and hope he doesn't notice

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:31, closed)

marvellous!

( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:25, closed)

Wise woman never holds it in
It could have stopped your circulation

Similar to the rule that wise women never farts during spoons after having beers and a curry.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 11:40, closed)