Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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see i'll rip one in front of my girland it'll be loud, proud, and maybe nasally abusive. but in bed, i kinda just think it's a line you shouldn't cross if you want to keep the magic. it's the same line that doesn't allow taking a shit while the other person is showering, or mutual popping of spots on the other person, blackheads etc.. it's just too far.
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:30, 1 reply)
I don't see the problem with farting.It's not particularly healthy to just not fart in front of someone, ever. OK, so if you need to "let rip" you should probably go to the toilet -- but a quick toot ought not to be verboten. Plus, most people I have shared sleeping quarters with have farted in their sleep.
I agree totally on the not shitting while the other is showering though -- unless it's that or the floor.
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:56, closed)
My 3 favourite places to let riphave to be while in bed (with the occasional dutch oven), while in a steamy shower together, or having a romantic bath together (she hates the feeling of the air - if you can call it that - crawling up her back). A great method of guaranteeing I don't do any of the above is to not "have a headache".
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 18:54, closed)
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