This is part 2 of the "Shit stories"
RECAP: When my mate went up to buy some cookies, I drank all his milk and put liquid chocolate laxatives in place of the milk. Later, in Spanish class, the teacher shouted (in English) FUCK! GET SOME CLEAN CLOTHES ON!

PART 2: Thing is, this guy is my flatmate. And we like coffee a lot. I poured myself a cuppa coffee, and went into the kitchen pantry for some cream. My friend did a wank in my coffee and got some sexwee into it. So now I took a sip and he started bawling out in laughter. Fortunately, I didn't swallow it. I spat it out back on him, pulled down his pants, put the rest of the coffeespunk in his pants, pulled his pants up, and watched him scream in horror as his cock was being burned.

Twat.
(I am an Oddity, Fri 14 May 2004, 12:20, Reply)