I work
for a sex shop. There was a dildo on my desk for months which everyone in the office was using as a stress toy. (It's made of nice squishy silicon.) I caught someone with it in their mouth one day, who happened to be pissing me right off.

I took said dildo home and used it on my girlfriend in a very uncomfortable place, then returned it without washing it. Then happily observed it being sucked by the fuckface.

Yay.
(Highlander, Fri 14 May 2004, 16:20, Reply)