Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Some twat in a BMWflashed his lights at me for driving too fast / slow / whatever - I forget - so i followed him home at a safe distance and broke in after dark and smashed his head through his twunting widescreen TV while the ten o'clock news was on. Then I took his electric carving knife and cut off both his arms at the elbow, and fisted his wife in both her holes with his own severed stumps. Satisfied with my revenge, I shat on the pair of them, and made good my escape.
That'll teach him.
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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 23:31,
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