Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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Fucking Daewoo drivers..It was today, I was driving my nice newish 206 down a back lane and this cunt stain decided to tailgate me, I got rather annoyed at this and slammed on my brakes, he followed suit and gave me the finger, I smiled. Slowed down to a nice 30 MPH he decideds to overtake me, swerves into the wrong lane (this lane is only just big enough for 2 cars) on a blind corner, I know my car has more power than his (its a beast, not chavved up or anything, just got something under the bonnet like) and he draws level with me, he goes to un do his window when he sees a car coming round the corner, I speed up, he slams on his brakes and the other car passes. I see my turning coming up but decided fuck him, and carry on at a nice 30 MPH for 5 miles, he didn't even try and overtake, he just sat there in his nice cheap attempt at a Ford Mondaeo Presumable trying to ignore the mess in his trousers. As he turned off I waved to him.
All in all I realise it was a very stupid thing to do, but twats like him really get on my tits. I don't have any but if I did he would be sat there on them next to Cristians and Penut Butter.
Sorry for length but he deserved it right in his eye!
(, Tue 17 Oct 2006, 18:20, Reply)
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