Road RageLast week I had to stop a guy attacking another one in the middle of the road - one had run the lights whilst on the phone and the other had objected. I actually had to take the attacker's car keys out of their car and tell him he wasn't getting them back till he calmed down.
Looking back on it, I was lucky I was feeling all parental and in control or the situation could have panned out very differently.
Have you lost it on the roads, or have you been on the recieving end of some nutter?
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chthonic, Thu 12 Oct 2006, 21:31)
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RoundaboutsWhat in the name of all fucking lost sanity is this about? Picture the scene - its easy. At a roundabout, and its busy as fuck. You can't go forwards as your straight on exit is blocked. So what do you do, you complete and utter retard? Thats right! Drive over so you are blocking another lane thus preventing me from going round the exit and continuing on my merry journey!
And some people wonder why I'm tooting my horn and shouting obscenities that would make that big fat twat Chubby Brown blush?
Oh - and boy twunt racers. 'Cruising' in their 1 litre saxos and Pug 106's. With go louder exhausts. And blacked out windows. Body kits.
Pffft.
WHY OH FUCKING WHY do you even consider revving your engine and having some strange and fucked up vision that you will be able to outrun a 1.8 litre Ford Mondeo. (That I bought for £150 nicker, and goes like a fucking train)
And finally. People who cut over junctions. Your driving is so fucking abysmal that you need to cross over the lines of a junction and into my lane? Next time some wanker does this I'm not going to stop. I'm going to plough my fucking front end into you, you tosser, and rape you for compensation.
Bastards.
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:04,
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