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(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:27)
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it could have been that...
... or the fact that he said "I haven't used prostitutes for a while"

As a pleasant aside here's a crap joke:

Paddie was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Ten quid . ." she whispers.

He’d never been with a prostiture before, but he decides, it’s only a tenner. So they hide in the bushes.

They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a policeman. "What’s going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I’m making love to my wife!," he answers indignantly.

"Oh, I’m sorry," says the cop, "I didn’t know."

"Well," he says, "neider did I, til you shined dat light in her face!!"


p.s i have also been to Exeter.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, 1 reply)
Badum TIsh
Arf
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, closed)

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