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I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 11:07)
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Great poem this is...
And that other great poet laureate, Larkin, was from my neck of the woods. Aparently people think he's a bit cold, harsh, and bitter. Personally, I don't think so. Compared to anyone else from Cov he's like the fucking Duff Man...
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:12, 1 reply)
Ha ha ha, yes!
Larkin had a few choice words on Hull too, but I've exceeded my poetry allowance for the week...
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:17, closed)
Someone should put up Sunny Prestatyn...
I'd do it myself, but I'm an incredibly lazy cunt.
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 13:32, closed)
Sunny Prestatyn


Come To Sunny Prestatyn
Laughed the girl on the poster,
Kneeling up on the sand
In tautened white satin.
Behind her, a hunk of coast, a
Hotel with palms
Seemed to expand from her thighs and
Spread breast-lifting arms.

She was slapped up one day in March.
A couple of weeks, and her face
Was snaggle-toothed and boss-eyed;
Huge tits and a fissured crotch
Were scored well in, and the space
Between her legs held scrawls
That set her fairly astride
A tuberous cock and balls

Autographed Titch Thomas, while
Someone had used a knife
Or something to stab right through
The moustached lips of her smile.
She was too good for this life.
Very soon, a great transverse tear
Left only a hand and some blue.
Now Fight Cancer is there.
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:28, closed)
Cheers...
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(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:47, closed)
This is ace
*click*, for what it's worth.
(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 9:55, closed)

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