Southend
Now for a little bit of background fluff.
Im a young man (23 if you must know) and it took me the best part of nearly 4 years to get round to passing my driving test. I just didnt see the point. When i did eventually pass my test it was the greatest thing in the world, literally I could go anywhere and it was awesome!
So after buying my first car I headed on down to the local hangout to show my friends my shiny new motor vehicle.
After spending nearly 2 hours in a McDonalds carpark doing nothing but 'chill out' and watching idiots waste petrol, I was starting to think that showing off to my mates was a waste of time and that it was time for pub.
It was at this moment in time that someone suggested southend. Now, I had never been to Southend before or even heard of it as a matter of fact but decided it was a fantastic idea because I just wanted to go for a drive. Anyway, as I arrived the first thing that you notice is the smell, its a sublte mix of fresh sea air, petrol, vomit and fried food. The next fantastic(scary) thing to assault your sences is the shear ammount of utter chav scum that converge on the seafront every saturday night to show off their car to other idiots (nearly always a second hand Subaru Impreza or Mitsubitshi evo). They all sit around eachothers car blarring the most nonsensical utter shite out of 'speakers' better suited to slowly vibrating the car into component parts.
Southend itself isnt much better than the fuckers that mob it every weekend. The 'theme park' is overprced and full of pregnant teenagers smoking lambert and butler. The food is all fried and served to you in small plastic trays, covered in so much salt that you need to order a drink thats usually about £3 a can just so you can continue to function.
I could go on but I wont... when me and my friends did go to leave we couldnt because someone had parked their Subaru behind me on double yellow lines and my best mate had the majority of his exaust system unbolted and stolen from the back of his new car...
Blackpool has been mentioned a couple of times in previous posts so all I have left to add is its much the same, just smaller and shitter and full of bigger cunts.
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:40, 2 replies)

You've
just described every grubby seaside town in Britain.
( bane, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:12, closed)

I live about 20 minutes drive from Southend
In it's defence, I have to say, erm, well...
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It has got the longest pleasure pier in the world.

That's about it really.

It used to be quite tollerable, but now more chavs seem to be mobile, or there are just more chavs, it's gone downhill in the last 10 years or so.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:15, closed)