pinecones make great decorations
rocks are handy doorstops.
nettles can be used to make free soup.
plastic bags double up nicely as washing up gloves
let a local dog lick your plates clean, saves on water and washing up liquid.
only put clothes on when you leave the house. your clothes will last for days without needing to be washed.
only wear underwear if there's a chance you might get run over.
save money on books by learning braille and reading spotty peoples' faces.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:58, 5 replies)

I already do half of these...

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 19:30, closed)

i'd hate to think which half.....

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 20:14, closed)

me too

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 23:32, closed)

Just so long as you don't use mature nettles.
They contain crystals of oxalic acid. Use new leaf tips.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:45, closed)

yep
and avoid any yellow ones or those not above dog-pee level
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:19, closed)