Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Kitchen OlympicsDuring my first year at Napier University, Edinburgh I stayed with 3 guys in a flat in the expensive Morningside area of town, funnily enough behind J.K. Rowlings house. After a night of beer and buying stuff of those infomercials - (why did we need a bathroom steam cleaner?) we decided to engage in some fun. We came up with Kitchen olympics, which had such events as discuss (throwing frozen pizza) and the discuss (throwing frozen steak). Now our other two flatmates were ponces, one would rather sit in and code his website rather then go out drink beer and annoy women and the other was a millionaires son who had pretty much everything in his room so he never had to come out (he was a wanker any-way). Anyways after throwing there food out of the window onto the road for accuracy we decided to go for distance with the steaks, imagine my delight when my steak flew through the night and then explode through someone's back window. As is was about 2 in the morning we scarpered pretty quickly back to the nightclub / shithole we had just come from.
No apologies for length but apologies for window.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:10, Reply)
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