SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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tl;dr broke my collar bone by doing the most fuck stupid thing I've done. Ever.Simply put, I was about seven at the time, and I thought since I could jump from chair-to-chair like any other seven year old at the time, I decided to include space hoppers as well.
I jumped from chair, to chair, to space hopper, to wall, and hit the wall head-first. My mum walked in on the action, and later described the stunt as being rather graceful. Apparently I spread my arms to try and fly, and failed.
Oh, and later she told me that the only way she knew that something was broken was because I wasn't sucking my thumb that night.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)
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