SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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Five red cardsIf you're playing a crucial poker hand and you think you've got a flush, check that the cards you are holding are in fact the five and three of hearts, not the five of hearts and the three of diamonds. Otherwise when you show them down, shout "FLUSH, BITCH!" and begin to pull the chips toward you, you WILL be mocked.
Edit: The title is what I am now known as in the uni poker society.
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MatJ LOOK, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:47,
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I got "The terminator"in our local poker league after somehow putting about 3/4 of the players out and winning one week, my one and only successful night there. I also occasionally get referred to as "Arnie" for that reason, which confuses the hell out of people as I'm 5'7" and could be blown over by a stiff breeze.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 25 Dec 2009, 5:42,
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