School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Guest SpeakerWhen I was about 7, every now and again, a guest speaker would turn up to do a talk in assembly, usually about God or Jesus.
This one day a bloke turns up and greets the room with, "Good Morning, my name is Mr McGuff."
Everyone pissed themselves laughing throughout the entire assembly and to this day I've no idea what the talk was about.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)
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