Graffiti
Someone wrote on one of the desks in the science lecture theatre "Mrs. Mellor's quim tastes like Chinky Joe's curry".

From the response, you'd think some kids had gassed some Jews for a laugh. Everyone in the school, EVERYONE, was personally interviewed by the headmaster and their housemaster. It took AGES. The culprit was never found.

(Mrs. Mellor was a dried up old witch who nobody liked, so in addition to being obscene, the graffiti artist had induced a massive YEEUCH from anyone who found out what they'd written - which of course thanks to the disproportionate response, was EVERYONE.)
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:57, 3 replies)

quim...
you don't hear that word much thesedays
(How soon is now?, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:14, closed)

I often
wondered if the word would be used for the next generation of memory chips:

Simm
Dimm
...
It stands to reason!
(dchurch bah, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:57, closed)

Mmm
Curry. Was Chinky Joe's any good?
(kitescreech still here, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:23, closed)