Enzyme has reminded me of a poor lad
Ralph - the class stoner - was known for turning up to all classes on a various degree of substances. The teachers gave up him eventually due to his outbursts.

One day he had the courtesy to inform us all that the doors and windows were turning into snakes, and we should immediately leave the room. To guarantee his safety, he avoided the snakes and attempted his escape by running full speed into the wall, fracturing his skull.

It certainly made Geography less dull.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:19, Reply)