School Days"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Snow cockIt snowed once whilst we were in class.
Our class was let out early for reasons I can't remember.
A big blanket of virgin snow lay before us in the courtyard, allowing 4 sides and 3 tiers of classrooms to see 3 young lads with thier hoods up set about drawing a massive cock in the snow by shuffling thier feet.
I wish phone cameras were about back then.
Length? On a standard cock and balls doodle, the pubic hairs sprouting from the bollocks were about 2 metres long.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:10, 1 reply)
Snow CockI made a snow cock by shuffling my feet outside of work today. I'm 36, spent 16 years in the Army and now do IT for a local Council so I should really know better!
It was something about seeing all that snow untouched!
I topped it off by shuffling the word 'COCK' beside it in 4 foot high letters and that was even funnier!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 0:26, closed)
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