Snort
Hmm, got a few stories for this one.

First, let me tell the tale of some GSCE students at my school. Sixteen years old, naive and greedy. Add to the tale a mix of younger and even more naive eleven year olds. New to the school and desperate to fit in and be cool.

Now, these 16-year olds hit on a brilliant plan to make money by exploiting the 11-year olds' desperate need to be cool and do outrageous stuff.

So they sold them cocaine.

Or at least that's what they told them. They sold about 40 of these eleven year olds small packets of white powder at about ten pounds a shot. They were rich! All was well and brilliant.

Until the next day. When at least ten called in sick and several more turned up with red eyes and big red sore noses, inflamed beyond belief. And furious phonecalls from parents were pouring in as the story came out.

They'd sold the little brats packets of baking soda. And they'd gone home, thinking they were so cool and snorted it.

All the older kids got a two week suspension and detentions for the rest of the year. They were not expelled - for one very good reason

The teachers figured it was quite possibly the greatest and most effective anti-drugs lesson that the younger kids would ever get.
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:53, Reply)