haven't read them all yet . .


so hope this one hasn't been done yet , but twas a common enough prank back in our old school... basically she flies like this . . .

One takes a roll of cling film incognito into the teachers toilets which were placed sporadically through the building... The 'agent' would then lift both the lid and the seat from the crapper exposing the white shiny rim of the bowl. From here, Bond, James Bond, would, and with great precision and care place a tight film of cling film over the rim and sticking it to the outside of the bowl sides. The seat and lid would be replaced, one might even wash ones hands with the nice soap was one feeling particularly 'on top' of the situation.

The trap set, Mr. Smart would depart cleaning finger prints etc. From there it was simply a matter of observing the trap and waiting for your unsuspecting teachery type prey to show up. When one of the dopey fucknuggets would enter the WC a small crowd would quietly gather outside... The following sounds would indicate with great accuracy the events unfolding inside....

repetetive drum roll followed by liquid splashing on tiles : Male teacher taking a piss..

quiet short drum roll followed by utterance of foul language and some surprise : Female teacher having a whizz

and god help the poor soul whoever needed a dump...



mind you they were a good bunch of teachers in my old school and would get their own back. Normally by completely miseducating us and ensuring lives of low level gruntery employment to those who crossed their paths - I'm a snout scrubber, recently promoted...
(The Cats Twat, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:21, 1 reply)

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Fiery Jack on the toilet seats FTW!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:41, closed)