"Who blew up the fish?!?"
Me and my year had done some Chemistry. You know, potassium in water, that kind of thing. That night, someone broke into the Chem lab and stole the jar of potassium. It wasn't me.

That weekend was the sponsored walk. Someone (it wasn't me) chucked the bottle of potassium into a local river, killing quite a lot of fish.

This got blamed on me. I was called in to see the head of year, who demanded to know why I'd done it. I said I hadn't. He said that my friend had said I'd done it. I said that I knew he'd said no such thing. He asked if I was calling him a liar. I said that I wasn't, but he was a rotten bluffer, and that he should try something that was somewhat believable next time.

He went utterly batshit. I sat there and relaxed as he went madder and madder. In the end, he threw me out of the classroom, frothing at the mouth.

I laughed no end (when I was at a safe distance).
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:22, Reply)