School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Tenby 1990Brilliant A Level Geography field trip to Tenby. We'll always remember it for systematically victimising a supply teacher called Mrs Barker.
She knew sod all about geography, so whenever we were assigned to her group hilarity would ensue.
We filled her day with Innuendo. When the girls built a little boat in the sand, we built an enormous phallus with Marram grass pubes.
We left the minibus headlights on and made her cry when we refused to pushstart it.
We talked to her in Larbengarbage at regular intervals
We stopped short of putting some of our seawater samples in her tea, but that was only because we wanted to go to the beach and draw a 300 foot fully detailed cock in the sand.
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