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Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!

Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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more of a university trip
In my 2nd year at Staffs Uni (back in good old '91), we took a trip to Dublin.

We left at about midnight, well pissed already, to catch the 4am sailing from Holyhead.

Needless to say, more alcohol was consumed on the coach, and a hell of a lot was bought duty-free and necked on the ferry.

I sort-of remember my mate being dragged off and being "searched" as he was from Norn Iron, and I think I can recall arriving at the hotel, and being told we couldn't check in until noon. So we found a pub. And drank more.

I don't remember collapsing in the "Brazen Head" (I know I was there, as I managed to buy a T shirt), or blowing chunks in a porno video shop, or being carried back to the hotel by the local equivalent of the old bill.

In fact, I don't remember much of Dublin at all from that trip, apart from a hotel toilet, a broken finger (i still don't know how), an RTA involving our coach on the way back, and getting back to find out that some scrotum had stolen my motorbike.

Hmm.
A later excursion to Dublin saw me getting the shit kicked out of me in a pub for being a Man Utd fan, by a load of Chelsea wankers. I was wearing a Preston North End shirt at the time.
(, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 3:20, Reply)

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