School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Jurassic LarksI still can't believe this happened but somehow the wonderous people in charge of our science department decided that our entire year (at the age of 12) should all go on a school trip to the local cinema to see the newly released Jurassic Park due to its potential for scientific learning!
As luck would have it I was sat next to a girl that I had a huge crush on and, every time something 'scary' happened, she would scream and grab onto me in all manner of interesting places. Mr. Lupton, if you're reading this; you, sir, are a god. And if any parents ever complained that this was a waste of lesson time then you may tell them on my behalf that this trip was the key to me going on to improve my knowledge of female anatomy no end. In a purely scientific way. Natch.
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Sat 9 Dec 2006, 10:23,
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