School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Music tripIn yr9 i went on a music trip with my school. It was really shit, but the most vivid memory of it was that we had been walking back to the campsite where we were staying. I needed to take a big shit. I therefore went straight for the loos. I then farted the longest fart of my life, probably for around twenty seconds. I then proceded by the usual, washing hands, etc. I then left and i could hear giggling from people i knew and i saw a guy that i knew called Mike, and this girl he fancied called Nina. I then went back to my tent, thinking nothing of it. Mike then came back to the tent looking disgruntled, and said to me "Couldn't you have kept yourself from farting, i was asking out Nina!" Hilarity from my behalf then ensued.
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 22:44, Reply)
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