School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Apple PieNot school, but camp.
Every year, my summer camp takes all the campers on a trip to a local amusement park, no big deal.
Well, the summer of '01, we were heading back to the camp, and stopped at a McDonald's for dinner. One of the boys purchased an apple pie immidiately before re-boarding the bus. He spies a few girls on the back of the bus, and spreads the pie on his manbits, after which the girls lick it off.
Needless to say, he got kicked out for the rest of the summer, and now boys and girls have to ride separate buses.
Although, I think it's quite funny as a) he was 12 at the time, and 2) had a severe speech impediment:
"Um... I was wondewing if you would wike to wick appwe pie off my extwemities."
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:53, Reply)
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