School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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One one school trip......when I was eight or nine, we went on the trip (probably to some godawful ancient kiln in the middle of bloody nowhere) and, on the bus back, I sat with Rebecca. I've no idea how I made my "move" but we ended up snogging on the bus all the way home. That is the first time I can remember wondering what erections were for, and being determined to find out.
When we got back to school, she asked me if I love her. I said, harshly but honestly, "No."
So she ripped all the stickers off my book drawer. I was so gutted I cried.
Ah... the highs and lows of school trips!
(Mental note: perhaps this is why I'm so shit with women now I'm all grown-up and stuff...)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:00,
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