Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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A good 'unI gave the most popular prezzie a few years back to a divorcee in her 40s who wears clothes a good 15 yrs too young for her: a pack of playing cards featuring guys from this message-board (if the size of their shlongs is anything to go by). You should have seen the secretaries gathering round for a good gawp and hooting away like good ‘uns. Even better was the reaction of the town prude, the virgin ironpants, who couldn’t resist a look and seemed to have trouble breathing while saliva dripped from her partly open mouth as she turned away ‘disgusted’.
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