I pinched this from Sickipedia
but it amused me at the time and is appropriate for the question.

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
That shut her up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 21:49, 6 replies)

Win
Click.
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:20, closed)

I posted this a couple of days ago
although I didn't realise it was from Sickipedia (where I first saw it) until someone reminded me 'cos I copypasted it from somewhere else.
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:35, closed)

Bindun * over 9000

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:15, closed)

thought it may have been
but I don't really give a shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:09, closed)

OK, that's funny
But I disagree with the message.

It IS wrong that men and women should be thought of differently in terms of sexual conquest. By being derogatory about a woman who has had several sexual partners, it's like saying it's wrong for a woman to enjoy sex.

Come on men, think about it: you like sex, right? Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a world where all women loved sex as much as you do - and they were all on the pull as much as you were?

So then: why try to discourage that sort of world, by speaking badly every time a woman shows that she enjoys sex? You're just shooting yourselves in the foot.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:20, closed)

Can I introduce to you...
an illustration of this point.
(russet_gusset up the reds, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 20:19, closed)