truism
No matter how short the journey, you can guarantee that upon arrival at [whatever] destination, the wife's first comment will be 'i need the loo'.

Don't get me wrong, she isn't expecting me to assist her with this problem, except for standing aimlessly outside chosen pisser like a friendless sponge.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:16, 1 reply)

slightly worse
no matter the journey, as soon as we leave the house, get in the car and set off the mrs' comment will be "I need the loo"

ffs, we only just left!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:22, closed)

now the reverse of this for us males
eg I was getting ready to go to work this morning and chose to buy a return ticket on the porcelean bus first before jumping in the car.

Bowelly prepared am I.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:25, closed)

I go last thing at night
and have done for years. In fact so much so that when I start getting undressed for bed, the need to go drop off my shopping comes on. I call it "Pavlov's Log"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:44, closed)

I like what you've done there...
Not 'THERE' obviously...
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:52, closed)