I used emvees dad as a sextoy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:43, 26 replies)

don't you mean his mum?
what with her being a prostitute and all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:54, closed)

You really are a stupid cunt, aren't you Rory?
Welcome to b3ta, where "I fucked your mum" is like "Hello" to some people.

You want to rile me? Raise your game a bit higher.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:56, closed)

Just one more ignore and I get to 50 and I'll unlock special mod powers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:58, closed)

Why would I bother ignoring someone as inconsequential as you?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:59, closed)

It must've been a different emvee who went banging the ignore drum last year then
OMGI'MIGNORINGYOUFORLIFE!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:10, closed)

Well I put you on ignore for a bit
but now you're head of my fan club it seems rude to
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:12, closed)

I don't arrange Forbidden Planet b4shes for just anyone

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:14, closed)

I think it's nice you've found someone to look up to

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:15, closed)

You don't arrange them for me :(
I don't wuv you no more wory.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:32, closed)

RORY IS THE SAVIOUR OF B3TA.
Emvee is a whoopsy.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:35, closed)

That's why neither you nor Rory can stop looking at pictures of me, or talking about me
Look, I don't mind that you fancy me but some of the other guys are getting jealous, you know?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:45, closed)

I don't know who you are to be honest. Just glad Rory is back and in full swing. Don't you know how this place works?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:49, closed)

Yes, yes I do
For a start, I predate you by seven and a half years, and if you don't know who I am, then maybe you should shut the fuck up until you know what you're talking about.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:54, closed)

Did you just use the "don't you know I am" cuntspeech on the internet? Ha you fucking flid, you obviously deserve this flaming you're getting because you come across as a complete fuckwit. I think someone needs to log off before they flounce. Asshat.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:59, closed)

No, you fuckwit
You said youself "I don't know who you are to be honest." and in reply I suggested, that being the case, that you might want to shut the fuck up.

But you're evidently too stupid to take the hint, you dumb fuck.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:03, closed)

Are you trying to apply logic and clear thinking to b3ta? first sign of a flounce, second is being a whiny little bitch. Shall I call you a waaaaaaaaaahhhmbulance?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:05, closed)

Hahahahaha
Clearly not smart enough to think of your own jokes either

No wonder you look up to Rory
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:06, closed)

you really don't get this place at all do you? And you pre-date me by 7 years... I don't look up to Rory, I like Rory, and I find him amusing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:12, closed)

and then you copy him
if you really want to be a part of his club you should change your sig to how many people have you on ignore, that's what all the cool kids are doing now
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:17, closed)

No, the cool kids are watching the Big Bang Theory.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:02, closed)

Eh, it's not as good as it used to be

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:53, closed)

More likely rorys mums account.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:19, closed)

The poor old dear

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:23, closed)

She is getting older and rory will need someone else to wipe his arse and dress him one day.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:03, closed)

not to mention
Remove all the foreign objects from his anus
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:21, closed)

I heard he has a prosthetic arm and for an extra fiver he'll shove it up his arse.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:31, closed)