My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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ahh, god bless the Interwebbecause I didn't feel like such a freak when I found out I wasn't the only one who liked the pain.
I still disapprove of latex and black leather with studs though. That's a true social faux-pas.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:28,
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CHCBMaybe you could front a new reality TV show- What Not To Wear Whilst Having Sado Masochistic Sex?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:24,
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I like that ideaWhite jeans are totally out too. They're naff in any circumstances.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:46,
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