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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My wife
swallows, with some relish. (Not literally relish, that would be weird. I mean she gives the impression of enjoying it.)

My ex, on the other hand, would barely touch it, so a mouth-penis interface was right out of the question.

Swings and, as they say, roundabouts.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:52, Reply)

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