My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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A few years ago, when I was in my teensI dated a couple of girls who wouldn't give head, but I have always found that any girl willing to put Captain Fabulous in her mouth is willing to accept his squirty gift
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^this is a cracking phraseThere have been some good ones coming out (teehee) in this qotw!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02,
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Not alwaysUnfortunately its not always the case.
I get head relatively frequently, but Captain Fabulous always has to wear his Strawberry Cape :P
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