My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Girlsdo smell funny.
*punches chickenlady on the arm and runs away giggling*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:17, 2 replies)
That's becausewe WASH!
*chases with scrubbing brush*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:21,
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Noooooo!I had a bath this year already!
*jumps in muddy patch and rolls around*
Of course, when I say muddy patch I mean paddling pool full of chocolate spread.
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Chocolate spread you say......(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:44,
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They doBut it's an awesome kind of funny.
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